floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

(via ruinedchildhood)

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k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

(via sniffing)

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averypottermormon:

honorarytenenbaum:

fili-kili-at-your-service:

a-tumbler-of-ice-and-fire:

What a boss

AND IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

NO ONE’S GEEK GAME IS STRONGER THAN COLBERT’S GEEK GAME.

there may be a day I stop reblogging this, but today is not that day

(Source: from-under-the-weirwood-tree, via barackthatassup)

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via lessreligionmoreconscience)

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markdoesstuff:

kaishabackwards:

I paused my music for this. Worth it.

you have no idea how worth it this video is

(Source: banderboucher, via barackthatassup)

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beyoncefashionstyle:

On the run tour (July 15)

Her legs.

beyoncefashionstyle:

On the run tour (July 15)

Her legs.

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Anonymous said: yo u just want girls to freak n give you nudies there ain't no way u love the stretch marks

swolizard:

swolizard:

bruh you’re just hating. stretch marks are so cute bruh

all it means is that you were big and got small or were small and got a little thicker I can’t hate on someone for that

stretch marks are like freckles or beauty marks to me y’know? like no 2 stretch marks are the same and they can actually be hella cute

like there are so many beautiful things about stretch marks that don’t even have anything to do with them.

have you ever seen a pregnant woman’s stretch marks from her belly growing? thats cause she’s creating life bruh. How more badass can you get?

have you ever seen a girl who lost hella weight’s stretch marks? That shit is from determination and hard work. You’ve gotta love it cause each stretch mark represents how hard they worked to become a better person for themselves and their health

AND DONT GET ME EVEN STARTED AND LIKE RANDOM STRETCH MARKS. THEY LOOK LIKE LIGHTNING STRIKES! HOW FUCKING BAD ASS IS THAT?

Anyways ya I love getting nudes I’m not going to sugarcoat it but at the same time I love stretch marks regardless. I like how you didnt choose to point out that I also talked about tan lines though. Guess you think it doesn’t take any courage to walk around with some tan lines you aren’t proud of huh? Whatevskies have a haterific day bruh stay douchey

Cause I’ve seen some anti-stretchmark shit on my dash and I don’t fuck with y’all who have that bitchmade mentality

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