horton hears a huh
horton hears a what
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE
horton hears a hater
Anonymous said: yo u just want girls to freak n give you nudies there ain't no way u love the stretch marks
bruh you’re just hating. stretch marks are so cute bruh
all it means is that you were big and got small or were small and got a little thicker I can’t hate on someone for that
stretch marks are like freckles or beauty marks to me y’know? like no 2 stretch marks are the same and they can actually be hella cute
like there are so many beautiful things about stretch marks that don’t even have anything to do with them.
have you ever seen a pregnant woman’s stretch marks from her belly growing? thats cause she’s creating life bruh. How more badass can you get?
have you ever seen a girl who lost hella weight’s stretch marks? That shit is from determination and hard work. You’ve gotta love it cause each stretch mark represents how hard they worked to become a better person for themselves and their health
AND DONT GET ME EVEN STARTED AND LIKE RANDOM STRETCH MARKS. THEY LOOK LIKE LIGHTNING STRIKES! HOW FUCKING BAD ASS IS THAT?
Anyways ya I love getting nudes I’m not going to sugarcoat it but at the same time I love stretch marks regardless. I like how you didnt choose to point out that I also talked about tan lines though. Guess you think it doesn’t take any courage to walk around with some tan lines you aren’t proud of huh? Whatevskies have a haterific day bruh stay douchey
Cause I’ve seen some anti-stretchmark shit on my dash and I don’t fuck with y’all who have that bitchmade mentality